Содержание 1. Основные выражения. 2. Спортивная лексика: - футбольные термины, - спортивное оборудование, - настольные игры, - виды спорта. 3. Английский юмор о спорте.Sport – Спорт do you play any sports? ты занимаешься спортом?yes, I play football . да, я играю в футбол. tennis теннис golf гольф I'm a member of a gym я член спортклубаno, I'm not particularly sporty нет, я не особенно спортивный I like watching football мне нравится смотреть футболwhich team do you support? за какую команду ты болеешь? I support ... я болею за ... Manchester United «Манчестер Юнайтед» Chelsea «Челси» I'm not interested in football меня не интересует футбол^ Football terms - Футбольные термины offside офсайд, положение вне игры goal гол shot удар to score забить гол net сетка referee судья player игрок penalty пенальти free kick штрафной удар goal kick удар от ворот corner угловой удар yellow card жёлтая карточка red card красная карточка foul нарушение to send off удалить с поля darts дротики snooker вид бильярдной игры pool пул (род бильярдной игры)^ Sports equipment - Спортивное оборудование golf club клюшка для игры в гольф tennis racquet теннисная ракетка squash racquet ракетка для игры в сквош badminton racquet ракетка для игры в бадминтон cricket bat бита для игры в крикет baseball bat бейсбольная бита ball мяч football футбольный мяч rugby ball мяч для игры в регби boxing glove перчатки для бокса hockey stick хоккейная клюшкаTable games - Настольные игры backgammon нарды chess шахматы draughts шашки bridge бридж poker покер^ Card games - Карточные игры card карта pack of cards колода карт hand карты (на руках) trick взятка to deal the cards сдавать карты to cut the cards снимать колоду to shuffle the cards тасовать карты suit масть hearts черви clubs трефы diamonds бубны spades пики ace туз king король queen дама jack валет joker джокер your turn твой (ваш) ход board game настольная играChess – Шахматы piece шахматная фигура king король queen королева bishop слон knight конь rook or castle ладья pawn пешка check шах checkmate шах и мат stalemate пат draw ничья to castle рокировать(ся) to take забрать фигурку противника to capture забрать фигурку противника to resign сдаваться your move твой (ваш) ход good move! хороший ходSports football футбол rugby регби cricket крикет tennis теннис golf гольф squash сквош basketball баскетбол netball нетбол volleyball волейбол badminton бадминтон table tennis настольный теннис hockey хоккей baseball бейсбол American football американский футбол ice hockey хоккей на льду boxing бокс wrestling борьба athletics лёгкая атлетика skiing лыжный спорт ice skating фигурное катание fishing рыбная ловля archery стрельба из лука hunting охота shooting стрельба snowboarding сноуборд sailing плавание; мореходство windsurfing виндсёрфинг surfing сёрфинг bowls игра в шары ten-pin bowling боулинг cycling езда на велосипеде motor racing гонки swimming плавание scuba diving подводное плавание со скубой martial arts боевые искусства judo дзюдо karate каратэ kick boxing кик-бокс water skiing водные лыжи running бег jogging бег трусцой walking ходьба hiking пешие прогулки на природе mountaineering альпинизмscore счёт, количество очков to win выиграть to lose проиграть to draw сыграть вничью tennis court теннисный корт football pitch футбольное поле cricket ground крикетная площадка^ Прочитайте шутки, связанные со спортом и играмиReproter: Do you like all of your players to be tall coach? Basketball Coach: A player's height isn't important to me as long as his ears pop when he sits down.Teacher: Johnny, name the four seasons.Johnny: Football, basketball, baseball and soccer.Fan (arriving late): What's the score?Friend: Eight to five.Fan: Who's winning?Friend: Eight.First fan: Did you hear about the wrestler whose nose ran and feet smelled?Second fan: No, what was wrong with him?First fan: He was built upside down!Manager to wrestler: How'd you ever get out of that hold he had you in?Wrestler: Well, I saw this finger sticking out, so I bit it. Then I got really mad because my finger hurt so bad!Manager: Would you like to join me in a cup of coffee?Wrestler: Gosh, Coach, I don't think we'll both fit!How did the leper stop the card game?He threw his hand in.Why did the basketball wear a bib?So it wouldn't dribble.What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?A stick.What do you get when you cross a computer with a track-and-field star?A floppy discus thrower.All the animals in the jungle decided to form themselves into football teams and play a knockout competition. Over a period of several months, dozens and dozens of teams played each other until the great day dawned or the final match to decide the championship. It was a fast, hard-hitting game. Thousands of animals from miles and miles around had gathered to watch the great event and everyone was shouting with excitement. The score was seven all and time was running out when Alexander Ant went scorching down the middle. It looked as if he was just about to score when Elias Elephant, from the defending team, squashed Alexander flat as a pancake. The referee - Claude Camel - blew his whistle and came running over. "You've killed him!" he said to Elias. "That means a penalty - and I'll have to send you out of the game." "But, I didn't mean to kill him," pleaded the distraught elephant. "I was just trying to trip him!"Joe: My doctor told me to give up golf?Jim: Why? Bad heart?Joe: No. He looked at my scorecard.Moses, Jesus and this old man are playing golf together. Moses tees off first and drives the ball straight into a pond located on the fairway. Moses walks out to the pond, parts the waters, walks out with his club and drives the ball up onto the green. Jesus tees off next. He, too, drives his ball right into the pond. Walking out to the water, Jesus walks across it, reaches down with his club and knocks the ball right on to the green out of the water. The old man tees up his ball, waves his club, but then falls down, striking the ball with his head. The ball rolls a few feet, but then an earthworm sees it and wraps himself around the ball. An eagle sees the earthworm and dives from the top of a tree to grab the worm, but instead gets the entire golf ball. He flies for a ways, then the ball drops from his mouth and lands right in the cup. A hole-in-one. Jesus looks over at the old man who is now dusting himself off. Jesus grins and says, "Alright, Dad. Enough fooling around - now let's play some golf."Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the New York marathon?One ran in short bursts, the other ran in burst shorts!Why was Cinderella thrown off the baseball team?Because she ran away from the ball.Why do good bowlers bowl so slowly?So they have time to spare.What has 18 legs and catches flies?A baseball team.Two neighbors were having a chat across the backyard fence. "My son is learning to play football this year," said one mother."What position does he play?" asked the other."The coach said he's a 'drawback.'"What's the hardest part about learning to ride a horse?The ground.Mom, may I go out and play?With those holes in your socks?No. With my baseball.