Pick-Up Lines Essay, Research Paper
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Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you? *BR*
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Would you like to watch the sunrise together? *BR*
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If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together. *BR*
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I saw your picture in the dictionary today…next to the word ‘beautiful’. *BR*
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What’s your sign? *BR*
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Is your daddy a thief?*BR*
No.*BR*
Then who stole those diamonds and put them in your eyes? *BR*
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Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. *BR*
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Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. *BR*
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If you got those eyes from your mother, I know why your dad married her. *BR*
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You know, you’re very easy on the eyes. *BR*
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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you. *BR*
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(At an engineering school luncheon)*BR*
He: Your eyes are emitting magnetic fields.*BR*
She: Oh, and how do magnetic fields feel?*BR*
He: Attractive… *BR*
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Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. *BR*
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Ya know, that wine really brings out the bloodshot in your eyes. *BR*
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No wonder the sky is so gray today, all the blue is in your eyes. *BR*
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Guy goes up to a girl, licks his finger, touches her on the shoulder, and then touches himself (all this while she is watching him) and says:*BR*
How about you and I get out of these wet clothes? *BR*
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It worked for him… />*BR*
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Here’s your chance to get to know me. *BR*
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Don’t you know me from somewhere? *BR*
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You don’t know me, but you’d really like to. *BR*
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Excuse me, but I DO think it’s time we met. *BR*
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If we’re not related, I’d like to be. *BR*
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Say, didn’t we go to different schools together? *BR*
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Say, wasn’t I blissfully married to you once? *BR*
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Excuse me, but weren’t you Shirley MacLaine in a past life? *BR*
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Excuse me, but weren’t we blissfully married in a past life? *BR*
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Didn’t I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school? *BR*
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Wasn’t it you who pinched me in the third grade? *BR*
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I had a friend who used to hand out calling cards which said:*BR*
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“Smile if you want to sleep with me.” *BR*
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then watch the victim try to hold back her smile… *BR*
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Or he had cards that said: *BR*
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Here I am, madly in love with you, on the verge of*BR*
killing myself for your love and I don’t even know*BR*
your NAME__________ PHONE________*BR*
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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? *BR*
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Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? *BR*
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Were you just smiling at me from across the room, or do I have my contacts in wrong? *BR*
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There’s an aura about you that’s hidden and I want to bring that aura out. *BR*
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She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?*BR*
He: Do you have the energy? *BR*
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Woman: Excuse me, do you have the time?*BR*
Man: Do you have the place in mind? *BR*
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So, howzabout the two of us going back to my place and you run your fingers through the hair on my back? *BR*
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My friends are leaving, but I’d love it if you gave me a reason to stay. *BR*
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There’s a fire back at my place. Would you like to go get warm? *BR*
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Bond. James Bond. *BR*
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The spy agency has sent me here to save you. Take my hand and come with me. *BR*
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A friend of mine who walked up to a young lady in a club and simply asked, “Are you ready to go home now?” She smiled a bit, stood up, and they left together. *BR*
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Wait until it gets near last call in a bar. Find the drunkest looking woman in the place, walk up to her, and say, “Okay, let’s go home…” *BR*
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If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me? *BR*
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Is this love on a two-way street…or is it a dead end? *BR*
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Interested in a hot and steaming dish of conversation? *BR*
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What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me. *BR*
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Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. *BR*
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You are the only reason why I came in here alone. *BR*
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Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance? *BR*
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If you’re not doing anything with those supple lips of yours, how would you like to talk to me? *BR*
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Hi! Can I buy you a car? *BR*
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Oh, I’m doing fine! And you? (While looking at someone and waiting for them to say anything) *BR*
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Aren’t we supposed to get together for a candlelight dinner later tonight? *BR*
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Hi, I just moved to this city and was wondering if you could recommend a good restaurant here. Would you also like to join me? *BR*
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My drink is getting lonely, so would you like to join me with one? *BR*
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Can I taste your drink/dish? (Then lean over and kiss him or her.) *BR*
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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? *BR*
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I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good. *BR*
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I am not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you. *BR*
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Would you like someone to mix with your drink? *BR*
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Excuse me, why is your drink glowing? *BR*
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I’d love to buy you a drink, but I’d be jealous of the glass. *BR*
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If I drink one of these, I may forget how to get back to the monastery. *BR*
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Feel free to buy me a drink anytime. *BR*
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It’s always good for you to see me again. *BR*
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Is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? *BR*
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Are we in the frozen food section, or are you just happy to see me? *BR*
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What would you do if I kissed you right now? *BR*
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You should be someone’s wife. *BR*
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Hi, I’m a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot? *BR*
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Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you’d mind if I fantasize about you? *BR*
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Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself? *BR*
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Are you incredibly beautiful, or is it just my chemotherapy? *BR*
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You look more beautiful than Nurse Chapel. *BR*
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If beauty were a crime, you’d be doin’ life. *BR*
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If beauty were music, you’d be a symphony. *BR*
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You must be lost, because I have never seen anyone so beautiful/gorgeous in this *BR*
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You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also? *BR*
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Is it really bright in here, or am I being blinded by your radiant beauty? *BR*
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I never pass up an opportunity to say hello to a beautiful woman. *BR*
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Would you like to dance, or should I go *censored* myself again? *BR*
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Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Congressional Medal of Honor? or Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize? *BR*
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Do you sleep on your stomach?*BR*
No.*BR*
Can I? *BR*
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If you spot a girl waiting in a restaurant/theater/club for someone, go up to her and say…*BR*
If he doesn’t show up, I’ll be right over here. *BR*
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If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. *BR*
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I bet you’ve caused a lot of bar brawls. *BR*
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There’s something about you that I like. I just can’t put my finger on it. *BR*
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God must have been in a very good mood the day we met. *BR*
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Be unique and different, say yes. *BR*
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Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after. *BR*
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I’m really sorry about Al. It was a lovely funeral. You look ravishing in black, did you know that? What you need now is a nice backrub. Are the straps too tight, darling? How tragic. How very, very tragic. *BR*
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Gosh, I loved your movie! *BR*
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May I have your autograph? *BR*
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Excuse me, do you live around here often? *BR*
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Is it just me, or does everyone here seem to have a pick-up line? *BR*
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You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book… So what’s one more?? *BR*
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One pickup line that might get a laugh, if nothing else, is:*BR*
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Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you? *BR*
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Hypothetically, what pickup lines are effective with a person like you? *BR*
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You make me so nervous and flustered, I’ve completely forgotten my standard pick-up line. *BR*
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I’m not picking you up. I’ve picked you out. *BR*
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What would it take for a guy like me to go out with a girl like you? *BR*
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Hey babe, did you know I’m on the Harvard Mailing List? *BR*
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What’s your sign? *BR*
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And a subtle approach: *BR*
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Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? *BR*
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(reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP. (If she laughs, she’s yours; if she looks at you funny, apologize.) *BR*
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Whatever you do, don’t ever cut that silky hair of yours! *BR*
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I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours? *BR*
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You smell delicious! *BR*
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May I end this sentence with a proposition? *BR*
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Want to see my stamp collection? *BR*
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Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me! *BR*
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Actually, ma’am, ah’m not as tall as you think. Ah’m from Taixus, and ah’m sittin’ on mah wallet. *BR*
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Stare at a guy/girl for a long time, and when he/she notices for the second or third time, go up to him/her and say… *BR*
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I’m sorry for staring at you, but you look very much like someone I used to date. *BR*
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Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room? *BR*
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Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams. *BR*
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Excuse me for staring at you, but I just love the view. *BR*
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Hi, I make more money than you can spend. *BR*
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Excuse me, do you have change for a $100 bill? *BR*
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When is our wedding date? *BR*
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Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together? *BR*
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He: What was that?*BR*
She: What was what?*BR*
He: That sound.*BR*
She: I didn’t hear anything.*BR*
He: It was the sound of my heart breaking. *BR*
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Excuse me, can you give me directions?*BR*
To where?*BR*
To your heart. *BR*
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Excuse me, but I couldn’t help but notice that you have a very sexy overbite. *BR*
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Do you have room in your life for a new friend? *BR*
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Excuse me, do you think we might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us. *BR*
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Just where do those legs of yours end? *BR*
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Are your legs tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day? *BR*
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I know there are thousands of perfect guys out there in the world, but only three of us don’t watch football. *BR*
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Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let’s get the hell out of here. *BR*
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What is a classy place like this doing around a girl like you? *BR*
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Want a break tonight? *BR*
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You must have a nice personality. *BR*
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Does my breath smell okay? *BR*
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Hi, my name’s Ron, how do you like me so far? *BR*
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Hi, my name’s Dave. Remember it, you’ll be screaming it later tonight! *BR*
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Guy: What’s your name?*BR*
Girl: Danielle*BR*
Guy: Oh… I thought it was Aphrodite. *BR*
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My name is Jeffrey, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me. *BR*
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Hi, my friend wants to know what your name is. *BR*
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You are the reason men fall in love. *BR*
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I was, am, and will forever be crazy about you. *BR*
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Ohhh, what a man…I bet you do real well with the ladies. *BR*
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Nothing like a man who knows how to whisper sweet “nothings”. *BR*
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I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness. *BR*
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You’re so sweet, you’re gonna put sugar out of business. *BR*
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You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache. *BR*
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You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women (or men) look really bad. *BR*
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He: Excuse me, want to dance?*BR*
She: No.*BR*
He: Maybe you didn’t hear me… I said you look really fat in those pants! *BR*
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I’m sensing the intense feeling you have for me…is it my cologne? or I’m sensing the intense feeling you have for me…is it my deodorant? *BR*
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You’re the one I’ve been saving this drink/seat/ticket to Hawaii/whatever for. *BR*
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Are you the one? *BR*
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Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick! *BR*
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Oh excuse me! I thought you were a moose. *BR*
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Ya know, if we cut your arms off, you’d look just like Venus de Milo. *BR*
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In a restaurant: *BR*
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This menu looks good, but you’re the most delicious thing here. *BR*
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Do you always eat like that? *BR*
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My god, Darwin was right! You have got the fittest body I’ve ever seen! *BR*
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Your body is like a haiku in motion. *BR*
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You know, I’m not just an interesting person, I have a nice body, too. *BR*
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Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven? *BR*
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Look at the tag on the back of a girl’s shirt. When she turns around, say, “Just checking to see if you were made in heaven.” *BR*
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What time do you have to be back in heaven? *BR*
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So…what part of heaven are you from? *BR*
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I must be in heaven, because you’re an angel. *BR*
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You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth. *BR*
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I would say that I’m in love with you, but you’d think I’m trying to pull a fast one. *BR*
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Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. *BR*
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Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, “I’m not really this tall…I’m sitting on my wallet.” *BR*
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May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you? *BR*
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I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex. *BR*
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He: You’re gorgeous. I’d really love to invite you out sometime.*BR*
She: No, thanks.*BR*
He: Aw, c’mon! Lower you’re standards a little. I did… *BR*
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You look familiar. Aren’t you that girl that keeps appearing in my dreams? *BR*
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So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams! *BR*
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What’s your name, so I’ll know who I’ll be dreaming about tonight? *BR*
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— Excuse me, do you have a quarter I can borrow?*BR*
— What for?*BR*
— I told my mother that I would call her when I fell in love with the girl of my dreams! or I want to call your mother and thank her for having such a gorgeous child! *BR*
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Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don’t get a date by tomorrow, she’s putting me up for adoption. *BR*
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You know, my mother says you have the smoothest complexion of anyone she knows. *BR*
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You look just like my mother. *BR*
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You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. *BR*
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Looking at you makes my hospital beeper start to vibrate. *BR*
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Boy, it sure is hot and stuffy in here. Would you like to take a cold shower? *BR*
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You are hot stuff! *BR*
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Is it hot in here, or is it just you? *BR*
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Is there a fire in here or we just standing too close together? *BR*
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Was that you, or did the earth just move? *BR*
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Is it cold outside, or are you just smuggling tic-tacs? *BR*
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Ya know, you look really *hot*! You must be real reason for global warming. *BR*
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So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men/women excited and warm all over? *BR*
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You remind me of bacon, the way you sizzle. *BR*
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Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue/G.Q.? *BR*
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Didn’t I see you in the latest beauty pageant? *BR*
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So how many years in a row were you the beauty queen? *BR*
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So, how will I ever get to see you again? *BR*
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Is is possible that we might see each other again soon? *BR*
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I’m no good at opening lines so why don’t we pretend we know each other. *BR*
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Hi. Do you come here often? (Say it to a waitress that you find attractive.) *BR*
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— Was you father an alien?*BR*
— No, why?*BR*
— Because there’s nothing else like you on earth! *BR*
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Which is easier? Getting into those tight pants or getting out of them? *BR*
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I think you would look especially beautiful with your eyes closed (dramatic pause) in my bed *BR*
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You have such beautiful long blonde hair, it would look lovely spread across my pillow.*BR*
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Do you know that your hair and my pillow are perfectly color-coordinated? *BR*
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I’ve been noticing you not noticing me. *BR*
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Did I just notice you checking me out, or did my ego flare up again?*BR*
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That’s enough of undressing me with your eyes. Let’s get out of here. *BR*
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Nice day for weather. *BR*
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Can I flirt with you? *BR*
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All those curves, and me with no brakes. *BR*
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It must be cold where you’re standing, but it’s 98.6 right over here. *BR*
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I’m the kind of man who deserves to have women I don’t deserve. *BR*
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So… How am I doin’? *BR*
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You are the proof that God has a sense of humor. *BR*
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You’re what God was thinking of when He said, “Let there be woman.” *BR*
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I’m a math major. What’s your cosine? *BR*
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She: You look sharp*BR*
Me: Justifiably so. When arriving at the altar of the goddess, one needs to be in his best attire. *BR*
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What do you do for a living, and how can I be of help? *BR*
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I am playing with your mind like you have been playing with my hormones. *BR*
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While submerging a lit cigarette lighter inside his mouth, approach an exquisite young lady with the following: Guess for whom this fire inside me burns? *BR*
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I was sitting here holding my cigarette when I realised I’d rather be holding you. *BR*
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Can I light your fire, I mean cigarette? *BR*
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Yo. You’ll do. *BR*
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She: Where are you from?*BR*
He: Mars, for all practical purposes. I gather you must come from Venus.*BR*
She: [disgustedly] No, I’m from Uranus.*BR*
He: Hmmm. Now that you’re barking, I know that you come from Pluto. *BR*
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Are you as good as they say you are? *BR*
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Go ahead, make a pass at me. I dare ya! *BR*
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Take a chance on me. *BR*
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This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single. *BR*
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I’ve never done this before but I feel like we were meant for each other. *BR*
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Your aura tells me you’re a sensual person. *BR*
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Excuse me, do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again? *BR*
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I’m single! *BR*
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Hi, I’m a flight steward. *BR*
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I’m not trying to pressure you. I don’t want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent. *BR*
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You know what I like about you? My arms. *BR*
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If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you. *BR*
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I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? Are you disappointed? *BR*
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— Are you religious? – Yes. – Good, because I’m the answer to your prayers. *BR*
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Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a manfriend, come and talk to me! *BR*
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When you need a hug or just someone to talk to, I’ll always be there for you. *BR*
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Here’s what you’ve been looking for all your life! *BR*
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I’ve been waiting all my life for someone like you. *BR*
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If your parents hadn’t met, I’d be a very unhappy man right now. *BR*
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I feel like Richard Gere, standing here next to you, the Pretty Woman. *BR*
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Sorry, I thought you were someone else. By the way, here’s my card. *BR*
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You’re ugly, but you interest me. *BR*
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I thought women like you traveled in packs. *BR*
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I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk. *BR*
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Overheard in our computer lab:*BR*
Just because your computers are incompatible, doesn’t mean we are. *BR*
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Pickup Lines For Mathematicians:*BR*
Hey baby, How would you like to join me in some math? We’ll add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply! *BR*
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— Do you have any figs?*BR*
— No.*BR*
— Then, how about a date?*BR*
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How about a hot date? *BR*
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It’s a jungle out there, so let me be your guide. *BR*
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I’d love to be the reason you don’t get any sleep tonight. *BR*
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I’m not wearing a Wonderbra. *BR*
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How much do you make? *BR*
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Have you read the “Consenting Adults” personals this week? *BR*
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A man walks up and says, “Haven’t we met before?”*BR*
Say, “Yes, I’m [your name], the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.” *BR*
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In the department “nice turn downs” there’s this one: I’ll have to think about that, thinking makes me tired, when I’m tired I want to sleep, not make love, so let’s not, okay? *BR*
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He: So, wanna go back to my place?*BR*
She: Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock? *BR*
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He: I’d really like to get into your pants.*BR*
She: No thanks. There’s already one *censored* in there. *BR*
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The most memorable rebuttal to a turn down (used by the guy who used to live across the hall from me in residence) when he asked a girl to dance and she refused was:*BR*
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Don’t thank me, thank God somebody asked you. (In reply to No, thank you). *BR*
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He: I’d like to call you. What’s your number?*BR*
She: It’s in the phone book.*BR*
He: But I don’t know your name.*BR*
She: That’s in the phone book too. *BR*
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There’s always Harlan Ellison’s great failure:*BR*
Q: Wha’dya say to a little *censored*?*BR*
A: Go away, little *censored*. *BR*
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He: So what do you do for a living?*BR*
She: Female impersonator. *BR*
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He: You know, I’d really love to travel to exotic places with you.*BR*
She: (tries to ignore him)*BR*
He: You know what? I also love sex. What do you say to that?*BR*
She: Hmmm…you really love sex and travel?*BR*
He: (nods his head smiling)*BR*
She: Then go take a *censored*in’ hike!!! *BR*
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I like the line I once heard in a movie. This guy was trying to pick up this girl, and she said to him, “Can you pound a railroad spike through a 2×4 with your hard-on?” To which he merely shudders a negative. She says, “Well, a girl’s gotta have her standards.” *BR*
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Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir? (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)*BR*
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Je voudrais bien, mais je n’ai rien a porter. (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.) *BR*
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Q: What sign were you born under?*BR*
A: No Parking. *BR*
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A guy comes up to a girl and tells her some pick-up line. She grabs his crotch, looks down at it, looks back at him, and says, “Sorry, I don’t see any potential here” and nonchalantly walks off. *BR*
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He: How do you like your eggs in the morning?*BR*
She: Unfertilized *BR*
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After hearing a pick-up line: I like your approach, now let’s see your departure. *BR*
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A girlfriend of mine once had a graying man in his 60’s approach her in a club while she was in college with the line, “Where have you been all my life?”*BR*
She took one glance at him and said, “For the first half of it, I wasn’t even born yet.” *BR*
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A friend of mine came up with a very quick response over vacation. We were walking down the street and I glanced at a girl who had just walked by. She turned around and said to me, “What are you looking at?”*BR*
My friend, walking next to me came to the rescue, “He thought you were good looking, but he was mistaken.” *BR*
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While at college, a few friends were discussing how their “passes” had been rejected by the intended female receiver. One of the ladies explained how she handled it once… *BR*
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When the guy, obviously getting irritated, blurted out something like, “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason!” She responded, “Yea! Let’s pick up come chicks!” He immediately blanched, and decided that maybe he would look someplace else. *BR*
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The attractive young woman was sitting at the bar, alone, when the lounge lizard made his move. “I’m here,” he breathed huskily, “to fulfill your every sexual fantasy.” The woman turned and looked at him. Her lips parted and she moistened them with the tip of her tongue. She leaned toward him with her hands on her thighs, and her eyes opened to the size of dinner plates. She paused just a second and then delivered the crusher line, “You’ve got a large donkey or Doberman?” The guy turned as green as his golf slacks and slipped away without a word. *BR*
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Sorry, I don’t date outside my species. *BR*
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He: Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time.*BR*
She: You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can’t cash. *BR*
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Comment from Thales: If you have a rebuttal to any of the pick-up lines or a rebuttal to a pick-up line not on this list, please email them to me and I’ll put them up on this page.*BR*
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